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   <news:title>omg online dating is a nightmare how are people simultaneously so boring yet so offensive???</news:title>
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    <news:name>♪Whimsicle bitch♪</news:name>
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   <news:title>hey, (♪if i had the keys to the tacoma, i&amp;#039;d do it all over now♪)</news:title>
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