((a story i had to write about a mask that i made for art class))((2006?))
The story of the Problem Children begins like so…
Once there was a girl named Pena, and she was what some people might call a problem child. Pena had a best friend named Puka. Puka was also probably considered a problem child. As punishment for being problem children, they were forced to take many art classes as means to express themselves in a healthy way.
So, Pena and Puka had to take all these artistic classes, one of which was pottery. They hated this class with all of their hearts. In pottery they had to make teapots and vases. These all turned out to be quite hideous. This is why Pena and Puka loved art class with all of their hearts, because they made beautiful works of beauty; all without clay or glaze or pottery stuff.
One day in art class, it was announced that they were to be make masks out of clay-like materials. Pena and Puka were shocked and appalled; violently opposed to the idea. But, as they were paving their paths to becoming non-problem children, they quite reluctantly complied. These masks were hideously heinous and terribly tacky looking.
Pena and Puka would wear these masks with great pride and loved them with all of their tiny little hearts. So, Pena and Puka made these hideous masks, and then they became quite attached to them, and no one could get them off of their faces! They wore these masks everywhere, from art to photography and English to pottery. There was no stopping these girls with their heinous masks!!
So, once Pena and Puka had these delightful masks, they would wear them while stalking people, as a means to being tricky. One time they followed their art teacher home and ate cheese in her yard while wearing these masks. They were sure that they were fooling her; hiding their faces the way there were. But Art-Woman was a very smart lady, and she knew that it was Pena and Puka. Then she called the cops and had a restraining order put upon these little masked freaks, so they could never eat cheese in her yard anymore. In fact, they couldn’t be within 500 feet of her, or they would be promptly arrested!
well, that certainly escalated quickly.
THE END
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