♪Whimsicle bitch♪

direct from my mind to this keyboard:(♪To this musical marriage that gave my life direction♪):

essays

omg someone please steal my brill speciality dental office idea!!!!!

#aleksinutopia, complaints, essays, snippets

4.18
“survival of the fittest!!!” or, why i’m pro anti-vaxxers, anti-narcan, and hate ‘sue-ers’:

“art school”, #aleksinutopia, complaints, essays, WE WERE HERE

4.17
♪yeah we’ve come a long way// what do i gotta do to make you people believe? and if i really gotta do it i’ll get down on my knees♪

“art school”, ADVENTURES, bizzyness, essays, foreignLanguages, snippets, WE WERE HERE, ~~musings

4.16
don’t tell me how to do my projects!!! (or, how adhd affects how you do schoolwork)

complaints, essays, snippets, ~~musings

4.6
“television is a very powerfully isolating object”

essays

4.4
Prompt #1 seems relatable? and by “seems relatable” i mean, did i actually write this about myself and not about Ellen Foster?

essays

4.3
march 31st 2005-honours english 302-“winesburg,oh”

essays

3.31
september 25, 2005 “halves”

essays

3.26
“The story of the Problem Children begins like so…”

“art school”, essays

3.20
when am i officially old enough to complain about how things were back in my day?? (Ai, kids nowadays, everybody is goddamn illiterate)

“art school”, essays

3.19