♪Whimsicle bitch♪

ok so listen-

Dear Dentists (most of you anyway), and most of the dental hygienists. The assistants are usually nice, so we’ll leave them out of this!

ok here we go!

ok, so, Listen, NOBODY likes it when you call out our not flossing. who the fuck even really flosses twice every day or whatever the ridiculously high standards are? idk anyone in my real personal life who does that, just sayin’.

Oh, and also JSYK when you shame your patients for their poor flossing habits, it puts “going back to the dentist” in about 785th place for “stuff i wanna do and spend my money on” because you’re just being a judgy asshole, ok? Like, what’s done is done, these teeth ain’t been flossed correctly, so how ’bout instead of making your patient ashamed embarrassed and feeling like garbage, we introduce my great idea: the dental office that only caters to ADHD and Depression patients and schiz, because as we all know, a lot of mental health conditions make it so your physical hygiene gets pushed way down the priorities list, AND THAT DEFINITELY 1200% INCLUDES NOT FLOSSING YOUR FUCKING TEETH BECAUSE WHO NEEDS TO KEEP CARE OF THEIR TEETH WHEN THEY WANNA FUCKING DIE EVERY DAY AND DON’T EVEN SEE A FUTURE WHERE THEY WILL NEED TEETH???

whew. this has gotten me more riled up than i thought it would.

Anyway, these patients need compassion and nice words to get them to wanna take care of their idiot teeth and guess what?? they’re already mean enough to themselves, they don’t need your BULLYING on top of it DENTISTS, just be fucking nice, you’d think with aLllllllLlllLlLLllll the schooling you’ve went thru you’d also have learned some goddamn manners at some point LOL can’t win’em all i guess.

anyway, let’s make a dentist office for people who already struggle hardcore and don’t wanna be shamed when they go to the dentist they can do that at home for free. I bet your dental patient return rate would go up, and probably more patients would even floss. Please, someone, set up a study to challenge my hypothesis and then prove me right (insert laugh emoji here)

anyway, i need to go to the dentist and really don’t want to because i think i can count the number of positive dentist office experiments I’ve had in my life on one hand, and I’ve been to the dentist more than 5 times ever. just sayin’.