♪Whimsicle bitch♪

direct from my mind to this keyboard:(♪To this musical marriage that gave my life direction♪):

another food i fucking despise:

waterchestnuts.
like
why do they even exist???

they’re so bland yet offensive at the same time?
(they’re the food equivalent of most of my dates)(insert laugh emoji here)

They take the worst bits of all the foods – they’re tofu at it’s blandest, onions at their ABSOLUTE WORST texture, almonds after they’ve been boiled too long.

they’re just horrific.

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