hey,
when i said “chill chill chill nbd tell [redacted] extra thanks i’m cool”
i REALLY meant
“damn dude, why are you not a sunbirds model already fuckin’ a.”
but i’m a chillyboi(tm)(“to be cool is to be a type of cold”) and have the best ♪pa-pa-pa-pokerface♪ because i had to learn how to do that in order to survive otherwise they would have torn me apart and i would have been
“♪thrown-thrown to the wolves!”♪
and like good old Ryan C. always is singin’ ♪’cause when there aren’t teachers all you have is imitation♪ and lately it has been brought to my attention that i did not have any good relationship role models growing up, Trish was right, i’m extremely traumatized ♪…and that joke isn’t funny anymore♪

♪I don’t want to be the guy to hide all of my flaws
And I’ll be giving you the side of me that I don’t let show♪
[I] Never meant to leave you in our home town.
i think it might be time to redline, hard.

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