♪Whimsicle bitch♪

:direct from my mind to this keyboard:(plz leave if you CAN'T HANDLE poor punctuation):

♪how ya feelin’ today?♪ ♪(don’tbenice,don’tbenice,don’tbenice,don’tbenice,don’tbenicedon’tbenice)♪

DISCLAIMER: lopts of cussing and poor punctuation, so to the haters: F.O.
LET’S BEGIN~
(♪I got a dirty mouth//come from a dirty place….Pardon me if my attitude ain’t as clean as you♪)

too relatable, always.

OH MY GOD I HAVE SO LITTLE SYMPATHY OR PATIENCE FOR ALL THE FUCKING STREET PEOPLE HERE and LISTEN i’m allowed to say that as a former hopmeless person – SORRY i meant “unhoused”because THE WORDING is the problem here (obvious sarcastic here if not apparent) not the fact that nobody is doing anything actually fucking useful to solve this (probably because there’s no money in it because fuck u)

98531//pandemicTimes//scanned

((also, i’d just like to preface this with, that let’s for once listen to D.A.R.E. and count weed as a drug.))

So, i have exactly been in their position: my family was garbage, i was homeless with my dog, addicted to drug, unmedicated from the drugs i should have actually been taking, my car(s) basically broken, VERY food insecure, yet i still managed to keep my shit together around people (usually), i NEVER threw my trash around, i NEVER shoplifted, i didn’t physically attack strangers, i picked up all of my dog’s shit and he was ALWAYS fed before i was, and after i had spent all of my savings to keep us alive, my BFF finally was like BRO U R SUPER POOR GET HELP so i *finally* got food stamps, and used 1/4-1/3 of the money to supplement my dog’s food so that i wouldn’t have to beg for someone to buy him food as often. Plus, it makes his hair and eyeballs SO beautiful!!
But the point i’m making is i was(am) also a totally unhinged insane person who didn’t have the best role models growing up (♪You’ll have to excuse me//growing up it was nothing nice♪)(and *I* STILL managed to better myself (♪i know it’s not a lot to y’all but i done came a long way♪) and fight really fucking hard to get to this point and U better goddamn believe i’m not letting it all go again.

BUT FOR REAL i am so fucking sick of all this trash everywhere, the 3rd world countries i visited had cleaner streets and better healthcare than this, i am furious of having to walk my dog into the road because the fucking entire sidewalk is blocked by your stupid tent shopping cart garbage can and just fucking garbage everywhere, and YES, i IMMEDIATELY reportt those via the report an illegal camping function!!

Because as Jason(he’s crazy) would advise: “Shit, or get off the Pot.” and i’ve found that so far a lot of portlanders don’t seem to use the fucking report an illegal campsite because idk they feel bad or something but ok listen these people don’t have the same brain as you and theyre not just gonna do the right thing when they’re already littering everywhere and camping where they know they should not and just because you’re being nice you’re not doing any one any good and it’s not helpful at this point it’s just enablement. and i’m not just yelling at all our government, i’m also very much yelling at all my fellow neighbours who are just letting this bullshit happen, and then having the fucking audacity to complain about it. Like, fucking take some responsibility and help clean up your city, or just admit that you’re part of the problem because not doing anything is basically as bad as doing bad stuff. (also – reading comprehension is very important here, which seems to be really hard for the portland subs when they’re complaining about this shit because once again, failing to have an actual argument against the thing you don’t like, just focus on the words and degrade the conversation into a battle about wording rather than fixing the problem, which is a problem i’ve ran into time and time again with people in my life and i’m really tired of it and i’m following the rules of that paper i got from the SCRAP and i am most definitely Looking Back In Anger.\

june//2005//scanner

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